Keep the Day Job!

Chump Change, Part 2

Fudpucker National Bank

Pay day. Again.

Scoundrel waits in line at the teller's window.

Mrs.Patel: Yes? Sir?

Scoundrel hands her his paycheck: Deposit.

Mrs. Patel gives it a glance: Just a moment....sir.

Scoundrel watches her show his check to the teller beside her. There are muffled giggles. Scoundrel frowns.

Mrs. Patel returns to her window and counts out his cash: There you go. (The corners of her mouth twitch.) Sir.

Scoundrel takes his dinero: Thanks. (B*tch.)

Scoundrel leaves, mumbling under his breath: That's two....

author: Weyland Smith